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A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.
DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING!
fuck i hate when children cry like why cant you just internalize your emotions like the rest of us
if anyone ever tells you you’ll regret a decision you made, tell them they’ll regret saying that and punch them in the face
being hot but also feeling like you need something over your legs
being hot but also being unable to sleep without a blanket