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A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.
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DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING!
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fuck i hate when children cry like why cant you just internalize your emotions like the rest of us
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if anyone ever tells you you’ll regret a decision you made, tell them they’ll regret saying that and punch them in the face
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being hot but also feeling like you need something over your legs
being hot but also being unable to sleep without a blanket
being hot
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the best tumblr has to offer
yahoo paid $1.1 billion for this
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